Me: Hm… I’d like a 4 piece chicken nugget, small fry, and water.
Worker: You can’t order a 4 piece.
Me: Wait, what?
Worker: For adults. You can’t order the 4 piece chicken nugget. It only comes in a Happy Meal. The smallest you can order is 6.
Me: Um… seriously?
Me: Uh… but I can order a Happy Meal?
Me: Fine. I’d like a 4 piece chicken nugget Happy Meal.
Worker: What to drink?
Worker: Is it for a boy or a girl?
At this point I can barely contain my laughter: It’s for a girl.
Worker: That will be $3.84. Please pull forward.
Upon receiving my awesome plastic Halloween trick-or-treat worthy bat bucket, I opened it to find that I had a hamburger… Or actually, I had a bun. With cheese and ketchup. I was starving and I would have eaten the burger, but that? No.
Me: I just went through the drive thru. I ordered chicken nuggets, but I got a hamburger… with no burger.
Worker: That’s not possible.
Me: :blank stare:
I finally got the right order, but why was that so bloody difficult?! No wonder that McDonald’s ended up being involved in a shooting last night. (Too soon?)