More about me… and just for the record, the picture above? I call that my ‘FML face.’ Awesome, right? Ha.

What’s been the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Would you believe me if I said I didn’t know? I can’t say I remember moments, but God knows there are far too many embarrassing pictures. I’ll leave it at that.

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

You know, I’m not sure I would change anything. There are certainly political things I would change, particularly within the States, however, I think the world is more interesting when it’s flawed. We can’t learn and grow as a culture or individuals if one of us had a magic fix for some of the larger issues.

That being said, if forced, I would say that I wish I could change the high poverty rate. People deserve basic necessities.

If you were invisible for a day, what would be the first thing you’d do?

I’d tell you, however, I’m afraid the person I’d haunt all day long, is likely blog-stalking me!

When was the last time you cried?

Two days ago.

If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?

I have no idea. Jay just fits. A bit different for a female, but otherwise not particularly weird.

What one skill or talent do you have that no-one knows about?

I can read in four languages.

What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

Bottled water, cheese, wine… creme fraiche. Random veggies. Garlic bread. I don’t keep a lot of food in the house, only essentials. Ha.

If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?

Travel, love, and write.

If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?

Local writer found dead in ballgown in modern day Grey Gardens tragedy…

Well… minus all the cats and filth.

What kind of people do you dislike?

I hate fake people. Life is too short for so much bullshit. Megalomaniacs are also high on that list.

How would you describe yourself in three words?

Loyal, passionate, introspective.